rentboylouis:

us: YASS ONE DIRECTION OWNS MY ASS 

1d: buy our single we’re struggling please

us: 

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@zaynmalik: PEACE x
reading smut in english: nice
reading smut in your native language: oh god... that's... that's actually really gross... you can't say that

bovidae:

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

if god isn’t real then how do you explain zayn

overlypolitebisexual:

straight boy: spending time with my bro! #nohomo #justfriends #justplatonicfriends #platonicmalefriends #nogaybusiness #wearenteventouching #satfivefeetapart #ilovechicks #notguys #onlyliketheladies #notgay #straightasaline #straighterthannedflanders #justabromance #butnotagayone #didialreadysaynohomo

how to actually get away with murder: be a white cop
Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort
sashayed:

What the fuck is this though, seriously. This looks like the DVD cover for a gay teen romantic comedy, like Cruel Intentions but wacky instead of moody and tragic. Bad boy Zayn makes a bet with his slutty on-and-off bf Louis that he can sleep with uptight virgin Liam on prom night, only then he falls in LOVE while tenderly fingerbanging Liam on the back of his motorcycle, so he tells Louis he lost the bet, but Liam finds out about it just before they’re crowned Prom Kings and he yells at Zayn in front of the whole school like I WAS JUST A BET TO YOU??? I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!!! and zayn runs after him in the rain but Liam won’t forgive him and then Zayn writes a poem about it and reads it aloud in English class and cries.

Love is the fanciest candle.

sashayed:

What the fuck is this though, seriously. This looks like the DVD cover for a gay teen romantic comedy, like Cruel Intentions but wacky instead of moody and tragic. Bad boy Zayn makes a bet with his slutty on-and-off bf Louis that he can sleep with uptight virgin Liam on prom night, only then he falls in LOVE while tenderly fingerbanging Liam on the back of his motorcycle, so he tells Louis he lost the bet, but Liam finds out about it just before they’re crowned Prom Kings and he yells at Zayn in front of the whole school like I WAS JUST A BET TO YOU??? I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!!! and zayn runs after him in the rain but Liam won’t forgive him and then Zayn writes a poem about it and reads it aloud in English class and cries.

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Love is the fanciest candle.